You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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