so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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