One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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