Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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