I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
