some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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