It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
