Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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