Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize