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At what point did we cease to have vaginas?

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Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.

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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.

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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...

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(647): View more from Ontario

Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?

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