u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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