Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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