That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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