no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
