So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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