Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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