p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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