Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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