I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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