I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i already hear my dad disowning me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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