You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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