We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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