Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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