we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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