Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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