I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
