I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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