You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I deserve this hangover.
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