he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
