do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
