Christians are straight up FREAKS
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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