Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
