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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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