Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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