watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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