And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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