so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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