Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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