Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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