I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's the barista slut.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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