I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Randomize
