You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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