There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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