the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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