did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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