The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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