Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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