I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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