i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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