im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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