Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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