the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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