I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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