Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
be right there i have to get my cape
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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