question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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