he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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