My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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