I wannas sexs uuuuu
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
