that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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